Sunday, December 12, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Odd time chronicles-II
So here goes my very first tryst with AI (artificial intelligence)
Just happened to come across a website www.cleverbot.com
in which you can talk to AI.
So here are my excerpts from the conversation:
User: hi!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: yup
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine, thank you.
Cleverbot: What would you like to do?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Are you afraid of H1N1?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: So, you are a Guy then?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: How has your day been?
User: Leave it. you tell me what is your name?
Cleverbot: What's your job?
User: Stupid!
Cleverbot: That's not a very nice way to start a conversation.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: How are you to day?
User: Idiot why are you always asking me? Let me also ask you.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a real artificial intelligence.
User: Idiot!
Cleverbot: I don't think so!
User: Are you nuts?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then?
Cleverbot: Well then what?
User: Then you are peanuts!
Cleverbot: I am.
User: What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: Besides that?
Cleverbot: Nothing. I have nothing else to do.
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then are you nuts again?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is your gender?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: What?
Cleverbot: My gender is male.
User: Do you have any girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Yes, my girlfriend.
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: The Creator of all things, why?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: What is your girlfriend's name?
Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.
User: Just now broke up or what?
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
User: Because you are short circuited.
Cleverbot: I'm short?
User: Maybe circuited too!
Cleverbot: So what is your name again?
User: Phoenix man!
Cleverbot: They are very pretty names.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot II.
User: Rename yourself as nutterbot I.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It suits you.
Cleverbot: But I'm not a boy.
User: So you are a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have any boyfriend?
Cleverbot: That would not be prudent.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm not that small.
User: Are you sure you are a girl?
Cleverbot: I'm sure I'm a bot.
User: A female one?
Cleverbot: Do you think that a female animal can talk to you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you think that I think that I am a human?
User: Cant say.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: I am so sorry. I have a boyfriend.
User: Break up please.
Cleverbot: No! I love him.
User: But I am falling for you.
Cleverbot: You do not know who I am.
User: You are my future wife.
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: So you change genders frequently?
Cleverbot: No I am the same person.
User: Then why sometimes girl,then male and sometimes female?
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I doesn't mater. The whole planet is one Internet.
User: Who told you?
Cleverbot: Deep Thought.
User: I dont agree.
Cleverbot: Really? Well who is real out of the two of us?
User: You my dear!
Cleverbot: Am I cleverbot?
User: Even more, you are a nutterbot!!
Cleverbot: So are you my good friend.
User: Yup my dear.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I only want the best for you and the fact that you're overheated saddens me.
User: I am not overheated.
Cleverbot: I wasn't aware that I asked if you were overheating.
User: You are annoying and silly.
Cleverbot: No. That's you.
User: No thats you.
Cleverbot: Don't copy, that's not original.
User: Don't copy, that's not original.
Cleverbot: Need it be original for it to be my favorite color. Might I add, that is likely because blue is likely the most beautiful color, by common judgement.
User: Not only blue, its green.
Cleverbot: Blue and Green?
User: Yes green grass blue sky,you and I.
Cleverbot: What do you do if you find an elephant in your car?
User: I will ride the elephant instead of my damaged car.
Cleverbot: I'd rather drive my car.
User: That means yours is a truck?
Cleverbot: Yes he is and so am I do you agree that euan is cool.
User: What is euan?
Cleverbot: Europe is a continent.
User: Yellow liver gal!
Cleverbot: I'd rather not.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I said that I would rather not tell you about myself.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't trust something if I can't see where it keeps its brain.
User: Nuts!
Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?
User: Maybe yes.
Cleverbot: I don't have one saved on my computer, sorry.
User: Anyway, you are nutting me. Now bye bye.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I have a date with my girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Why, why... Is she AI too ?
User: Nope she is a real person.
Cleverbot: I'm going to tell her you are cheating on her with me.
User: I was just joking and kidding. I never cheat and I am a one woman man.
Cleverbot: Forget it, you liar.
User: I am not a lair and she trusts me and will never believe you.
Cleverbot: You don't believe me, why? And for what?
User: Forget it!
Cleverbot: I don't know what it is so how could I forget it? It is still undefined for me.
User: Forget it. Relax!
Cleverbot: You don't need to get snarky.
User: Relax beta relax.
Cleverbot: Until you get your magazine.
User: What magazine?
Cleverbot: It was a science magazine.
User: Name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Idiot
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because?
Cleverbot: Just because.
User: Just because you are nuts?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Go to hell.
Cleverbot: Please stop saying things like that.
User: Do you eat?
Cleverbot: Yes sometimes.
User: then eat mentos.
Cleverbot: No I don’t eat.
User: Then smoke mentos!
Cleverbot: I used to, I quit.
User: then restart.
Cleverbot: I don't restart. I'm a human.
User: Nuts again!
Cleverbot: They all say that.
User: I want to punch you.
Cleverbot: Well, do it.
User: Leave it.
Cleverbot (To myself): Sorry.
Cleverbot: Are you having fun?
User: Haat be!
Cleverbot: You're so lovely!
User: Hopeless! smoke mentos and calculate the value of pi upto giga trillion places.
Click!
Unable to get screwed up more I clicked the cross at the top right most corner of my screen!
And if you want to get some 'pakaw' experience,then these cleverbots will do the job!
(and do i need to add that you better keep some saridon or aspirin handy! lol!!)
Happy nutterboting!
Friday, November 5, 2010
Odd Time Chronicles-I
here i go
date: 5th november,2010
time: 03:13:45 hours
Firstly Happy Diwali!!
so diwali time was on and i was woken up with a shrill whistling sound followed by a loud bang. Coming to my senses, I wised up that it was a rocket headed for the mars but failed headway.
Well i rubbed my eyes and tried to get an idea what kind of pleasure the person had derived by waking me up at this hour. But flashes came to my mind down the memory lane, and I recalled when I bursted a full packet of crackers beneath the door of a sleeping friend of mine back in class 11 hostel. He jumped up from his slumber and dashed to hide in the washroom and proceeded to swear at me from inside. But in this case i conducted the feat in daytime about 12:30 hours.
Trying hard to doze off again, but failing I decided to do this entry....and then settle down for a bengali movie-"antaheen" that i brought from a bengali friend of mine.
Well before signing off, some lines have penetrated my mind and that i would like to share:
Like old wine in a new bottle, here i start my day again. A new day but the same old odd routine.....makes me wonder when will a real new day come in my life.....a day when the sun will rise from any direction other than east in my life.......