So here goes my very first tryst with AI (artificial intelligence)
Just happened to come across a website www.cleverbot.com
in which you can talk to AI.
So here are my excerpts from the conversation:
User: hi!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: yup
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine, thank you.
Cleverbot: What would you like to do?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Are you afraid of H1N1?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: So, you are a Guy then?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: How has your day been?
User: Leave it. you tell me what is your name?
Cleverbot: What's your job?
User: Stupid!
Cleverbot: That's not a very nice way to start a conversation.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: How are you to day?
User: Idiot why are you always asking me? Let me also ask you.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a real artificial intelligence.
User: Idiot!
Cleverbot: I don't think so!
User: Are you nuts?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then?
Cleverbot: Well then what?
User: Then you are peanuts!
Cleverbot: I am.
User: What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: Besides that?
Cleverbot: Nothing. I have nothing else to do.
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then are you nuts again?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is your gender?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: What?
Cleverbot: My gender is male.
User: Do you have any girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Yes, my girlfriend.
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: The Creator of all things, why?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: What is your girlfriend's name?
Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.
User: Just now broke up or what?
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
User: Because you are short circuited.
Cleverbot: I'm short?
User: Maybe circuited too!
Cleverbot: So what is your name again?
User: Phoenix man!
Cleverbot: They are very pretty names.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot II.
User: Rename yourself as nutterbot I.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It suits you.
Cleverbot: But I'm not a boy.
User: So you are a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have any boyfriend?
Cleverbot: That would not be prudent.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm not that small.
User: Are you sure you are a girl?
Cleverbot: I'm sure I'm a bot.
User: A female one?
Cleverbot: Do you think that a female animal can talk to you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you think that I think that I am a human?
User: Cant say.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: I am so sorry. I have a boyfriend.
User: Break up please.
Cleverbot: No! I love him.
User: But I am falling for you.
Cleverbot: You do not know who I am.
User: You are my future wife.
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: So you change genders frequently?
Cleverbot: No I am the same person.
User: Then why sometimes girl,then male and sometimes female?
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I doesn't mater. The whole planet is one Internet.
User: Who told you?
Cleverbot: Deep Thought.
User: I dont agree.
Cleverbot: Really? Well who is real out of the two of us?
User: You my dear!
Cleverbot: Am I cleverbot?
User: Even more, you are a nutterbot!!
Cleverbot: So are you my good friend.
User: Yup my dear.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I only want the best for you and the fact that you're overheated saddens me.
User: I am not overheated.
Cleverbot: I wasn't aware that I asked if you were overheating.
User: You are annoying and silly.
Cleverbot: No. That's you.
User: No thats you.
Cleverbot: Don't copy, that's not original.
User: Don't copy, that's not original.
Cleverbot: Need it be original for it to be my favorite color. Might I add, that is likely because blue is likely the most beautiful color, by common judgement.
User: Not only blue, its green.
Cleverbot: Blue and Green?
User: Yes green grass blue sky,you and I.
Cleverbot: What do you do if you find an elephant in your car?
User: I will ride the elephant instead of my damaged car.
Cleverbot: I'd rather drive my car.
User: That means yours is a truck?
Cleverbot: Yes he is and so am I do you agree that euan is cool.
User: What is euan?
Cleverbot: Europe is a continent.
User: Yellow liver gal!
Cleverbot: I'd rather not.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I said that I would rather not tell you about myself.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't trust something if I can't see where it keeps its brain.
User: Nuts!
Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?
User: Maybe yes.
Cleverbot: I don't have one saved on my computer, sorry.
User: Anyway, you are nutting me. Now bye bye.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I have a date with my girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Why, why... Is she AI too ?
User: Nope she is a real person.
Cleverbot: I'm going to tell her you are cheating on her with me.
User: I was just joking and kidding. I never cheat and I am a one woman man.
Cleverbot: Forget it, you liar.
User: I am not a lair and she trusts me and will never believe you.
Cleverbot: You don't believe me, why? And for what?
User: Forget it!
Cleverbot: I don't know what it is so how could I forget it? It is still undefined for me.
User: Forget it. Relax!
Cleverbot: You don't need to get snarky.
User: Relax beta relax.
Cleverbot: Until you get your magazine.
User: What magazine?
Cleverbot: It was a science magazine.
User: Name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Idiot
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because?
Cleverbot: Just because.
User: Just because you are nuts?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Go to hell.
Cleverbot: Please stop saying things like that.
User: Do you eat?
Cleverbot: Yes sometimes.
User: then eat mentos.
Cleverbot: No I don’t eat.
User: Then smoke mentos!
Cleverbot: I used to, I quit.
User: then restart.
Cleverbot: I don't restart. I'm a human.
User: Nuts again!
Cleverbot: They all say that.
User: I want to punch you.
Cleverbot: Well, do it.
User: Leave it.
Cleverbot (To myself): Sorry.
Cleverbot: Are you having fun?
User: Haat be!
Cleverbot: You're so lovely!
User: Hopeless! smoke mentos and calculate the value of pi upto giga trillion places.
Click!
Unable to get screwed up more I clicked the cross at the top right most corner of my screen!
And if you want to get some 'pakaw' experience,then these cleverbots will do the job!
(and do i need to add that you better keep some saridon or aspirin handy! lol!!)
Happy nutterboting!
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